Here are a couple more of my favourite jokes

Why didn’t the Viper viper nose?  Because the adder ader handkerchief!

A man went to the butchersto buy some meat.  The butcher said “I’ve got Venison or Canary”

The man said “what is the difference?”  The Butcher said ” One is Dear the others Cheap!”

Real groaners I Know.

A duck went into the chemists and asked for a tube of lipsil.  The man said that will be £1.20.  The duck said can you put it on my bill.

Here is a couple of jokes that appeal to my sense of humour.  If you have any please fee free to send them in.

Two silkworms had a race.  They ended in a tie.

Did you hear about the Hyena that swallowed a packet of Oxo cubes. He ended up a laughing stock.