A duck went into the chemists and asked for a tube of lipsil.  The man said that will be £1.20.  The duck said can you put it on my bill.

Here is a couple of jokes that appeal to my sense of humour.  If you have any please fee free to send them in.

Two silkworms had a race.  They ended in a tie.

Did you hear about the Hyena that swallowed a packet of Oxo cubes. He ended up a laughing stock.